I officially started my trip in Indianapolis on Tuesday afternoon (July 22nd) at 1:50pm. I arrived at the airport just over an hour for flight to Chicago, approximately 12:40 pm. I was taken to the self-service machine by the Skycap. By the way, I am traveling with five matching black footlockers. I started the process and it went well until I had to scan my passport. It would not scan, so I had to manually enter the passport information. I entered the information and waited and waited. Oh, no! The machine froze up. I call the agent and then we proceeded to start the process again on an adjacent machine. The passport would not scan, so we manually entered the passport information. Finally, it took and we continued. I paid my extra bag fees and proceeded to the gate.
On the way, I heard my name being paged to return to the American Airlines counter. Oh, no! I identified myself to another agent and she said the TSA inspector wanted my keys to inspect my bags. Ok, I headed down the stairs to the TSA inspection area. I waited outside the door and finally someone came and asked for the keys. Another 15 minutes went by before another inspector returned. "Mr. Collins, I would recommend you use TSA approved locks in the future." Bah, bah, bah. "Also, I would recommend you put your wires and electronic items on top so we can get to them easily." Bah, bah, bah. Yes sir, thank you, those are great ideas for my next trip. Finally, off to the gate again. But I needed to stop at McDonald's for a meal to go. Also, a quick stop in the bookstore for another book.
At the screening table, "You will have check your toothpaste or throw in the trash can." What!? There goes my new 4 ounce toothpaste tube. After the usually stripping, I passed through the sensor. "Sir, can I check your bag." Of course. Yes, that a high pressure fuel pump for a 1990 something Chevy Tahoe with a 4.3 liter engine and 6 spark plugs. "You are right." Just in time to hear the page, "Mr. Woody Collins, please report to gate B-1 immediately, this is YOUR final boarding announcement." I took my sit on the plane with 10 minutes to spare. Now off to Chicago. I had two hours to burn at O'Hare Airport so I found my book and bought another 4 ounce tube of toothpaste. Also, I enjoyed my last cone of ice cream for a while.
The flight is late. Oh, no, not again. I have two hours in Brussels to catch the flight to Kinshasa. "We decided to change planes for the flight to Brussels. So we had to wait on another plane coming in from Miami. As soon as we service the plane and move the food from the old plane to the new plane then we will depart." Amazingly, we only left an half hour late.
The flight from Chicago to Brussels went well. I slept, eat, slept, eat, slept and got off the plane. Sometime before going to slept the first time, I switched off my phone and installed one of Congolese SIM cards. In Brussels, I found my gate and boarded ontime. The flight from Brussels went well. I slept, eat, slept, eat, landed in the Cameron, slept, departed the Cameron, slept, eat, slept and landed in Kinshasa. It is 6:50pm local time or 1:50pm eastern standard time. It has taken 24 hours!
I switched on my phone as we were taxing to our designated spot on the tarmac. There are no gates at the airport in Kinshasa. As I was walking off the plane, I noticed that my phone was still not functionally. Oh, no, I forgot to get an immigration card. The stewardess thought I was Congolese or she thought I was sleeping too good to be awaken. Ok, back up the stairs to the stewardess to get an immigration card. Oops, the tarmac is not well lit and neither is the custom room. I am alternating between trying to get my phone to get a signal, filling out the card, and moving in the line with a carryon bag and a backpack. I completed the card and blow the ink dry just as the man calls me to the window.
Darn, my phone is still not working. But I got I plenty of time as I wait for my five footlockers. Did they make it? Are they still sitting in Indianapolis with that recommending TSA inspector? Are they in Chicago on the wrong plane? Are they sightseeing in Brussels? DARN, my phone is still not working! No problem! Where is my protocol officer to get me through the Congolese custom inspector? The Congolese inspector do not make recommendations! Where is he? Oops, I can not call him because my phone is not working. Ok, I just bought a new phone, so I will put the SIM card in the new phone. DARN, NEITHER PHONE IS WORKING! Where is my protocol officer? The vultures sensing my panic and politely ask me can they help? Ok, I got another Congolese SIM card. I quickly install it in one of the phone. SHOT, IT IS NOT WORKING EITHER!!!! My protocol office arrives just as the first of my bags are coming around on the conveyor belt. Finally, all five footlockers are gathered. The two porters pushing five footlockers across the floor, protocol officer and I are ready to negotiate our way through the Congolese custom officials.
I purposely lag behind. The porter start pushing the footlockers through the opening between the concrete benches. "STOP!" The protocol officer goes to work explaining, smiling, explaining, pleading, but no to avail. "Open one of them." Finally, I step forward and hand over the keys to the protocol officer. Oops, I should have marked one of my footlocker as the token footlocker. DARN, I forgot. We open one of them. My jeans on top, two boxes of ink refill, lots of knit bandages, and a laptop in a styrofoam box. The Congolese inspectors picks up an ink refill box, looks at the bandages, and disgusting throws it back in the footlocker and waves us through. AMEN!
They packed the footlockers in the station wagon and just that quick we are heading into Kinshasa. I sit back, take a deep breath, and say a quick prayer of THANKS. Its dark and you can not see anything if there was something to see on the trip to MPH (Methodist Presbyterian Hostel). The first 3-4 miles from the airport is one of the few four lane divided highways in the country. May be time for another quick nap!? Maybe not, I look down the road and it appears cars are on our side of the divided highway. Did our drivers cross over the median? What is happening here? The oncoming lights draw nearer and they are on our side of the road. Then I look to the left in a panic just in time to see a road crew paving the other lane in the dark. NOW that's scary, not just paving a road in Congo but doing it at night with out lights.
Darn, the phones are still not working. My first stop tomorrow will be the Vodacom office. There is nothing else to do but go to sleep, AGAIN.